Mustaches & Cleaning

I came back to my condo and began a cleaning rampage. Perhaps it was the Robert Palmer - "Addicted to Love" pumping into my head from the iPhone in my pocket or perhaps it was just that my place was utterly disgusting. Either way, I cracked open a Miller Lite (the better of the PBR or Busch my fridge was offering) and had a swig before beginning. I eventually managed to hand clean my dark hardwood floors and all the baseboards and - four hours later, rearrange the entire living space leaving me now very tired and ready for a solid night of sleep before another 10 hour day and the final and closing event of the charity I have been supporting for the past month... growing a mustache for kids via the DonorsCoose.org cause. I have raised $400 and the charity has raised over $30,000 in under a month from a mere 90 participants. More to come on the create-your-own costume to match your mustache night tomorrow.